"Don’t let my action mislead you, I might fuck with you but I don’t need you."
"I touched her thigh and death smiled."
I just got the sephora makeup artist to cover up my hickies with Dior foundation and I think it was the most embarrassing thing I’ve had to do
"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."
"She is shy and witty, she is nobody’s fool, she is a brilliant actress, she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography, she can be arrogant and willful, she is clement and loving, Dulcis Imperatrix, she is Sunday’s child, she can tolerate my impossibilities and my drunkenness, she is an ache in the stomach when I am away from her, and she loves me!”